babyscarsandbrokenhearts:

I used to do this all the time. ._.

Wow………….

thedrunkenmoogle:

Shirley Templar (Assassin’s Creed cocktail)

Ingredients:
Ginger Ale
Sprite
1.5 oz. gin
1.5 oz. grenadine
1 maraschino cherry

Directions: In a highball glass with ice, fill most of the glass half with Sprite, half with ginger ale, leaving a bit of room at the top.  Mix in a shot of grenadine and a shot of gin.  Place a maraschino cherry on the top and serve.

Patron: “Shirley Templar? What’s in it?”
Desmond: “The usual, I just add some gin.”

A Shirley Temple is traditionally a non-alcoholic drink.  In Assassin’s Creed: Revelations, it is revealed that Desmond makes his own alcoholic version of the drink, dubbed a Shirley Templar, by adding gin.  Photography by The Drunken Moogle.

mscorley:

My Neighbor Gengar

justinrampage:

While you were all out “collecting them all” on your journey, Professor Oak was putting the moves on you Mumsy. Childhood ruined? U MAD?

This hilarious Pokemon comic was created by Tumblr artist Caldwell Tanner.

Professor Oak’s Master Plan by Caldwell Tanner (Tumblr) (Twitter)

Via: Dorkly

starbuckviper:

Ryncol (Mass Effect 2 Cocktail)

Ingredients:
1 oz absinthe
1 oz grain alcohol
1 dash blue curacao

Don’t do it. It’s fucking nasty.

smokingintheboysroom:

Am I the best girlfriend? Custom-painted (by BBEE Shoes) Mass Effect Vans with Legion and Grunt. I THINK I AM.

wasabisunshine:

XBOX, NEXT EPISODE

This is us, pretty much every night. Voice commands via the Kinect don’t work as well as advertised, unfortunately. You just end up yelling XBOX NEXT EPISODE at your TV at least three or four times before it works. 

chocolateinvader:

A free invader for someone you love.

If you order a chocolate invader before valentine’s day, we’ll send you a second one free. One for you, one for someone you love.

Details: http://www.chocolateinvader.com/vday/

Bimbos (Taken with Instagram at Walmart)